Well then.

Uhm, hi everyone. It's been a while, like, fucking ages. But the rule is I'll upload whenever. But who gives a fuck? I went back to school ages back, haven't really had time to upload or write. I guess it's okay, shit is shit. Life's not very eventful. I've picked out my GCSE's for next year, looking forward to find out if I've got on them. A lots changed, my ambitions, my focuses, everything. I've decided a career path I'd like to take is politics, some back up plans I've got are business or law. So... fun. But that's just catching up on my useless shit. Lets get onto what this blog is actually about, interesting useless shit.

So catching up on shit since I last posted, Trumps presidency! That was a night of celebration, unfortunately, shits going down. Hands down, the cunts been brain hacked. His loyals are being replaced with dicks, and yeah. WW3 for the win faggots. The worlds going to shit so who cares anymore, right? I like Trump, but I feel kinda sucked in, slightly manipulated. Pretty much all politicians you can tell are manufactured plastic trash, but Trump seemed different, but I guess sometimes they can.

Britain's hosting a general election, and despite UKIPs effort to get us out the EU, some Judis's have decided to abandon us for the fucking Tori's! Like, fuck! I guess you can't win everything though. Recently British hospitals suffered a cyber terror attack, well, it was a terror attack in real life too, not just cyber. Our hospital systems got hacked and threatened with a ransom, and I believe some patients  might have died due to the systems being shut down. I'm not 100% about that though so don't claim false information bitch.

Oh and who could forget about He Will Not Divide us! Every season of it! My favorite was the one over here in Britain that turned into a full blown SAS mission like shit, there were security guards everywhere, free running, inside jobs. It was a legitimate spy mission. It was probably the ultimate shit post of 2017, but who knows, only time will tell. And Shia Lebouf has locked himself up in a cabin in the mountains because of Kek. Shadilay brothers.

Anyways, I guess that's all for today, all caught up, well mostly, caught up on the memorable shit.
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                                              Jake Mackenzie
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