Mirai Nikki - Future Diarys Review.

I'll be honest, super duper honest, I am... A yandere... And if anyone touches my Senpai, I will kill them. Just kidding, maybe, maybe not... Anyways, today I'm writing up a review on one of my favorite anime's in existence, Mirai Nikki. Yuno Gasai is just my life, I have a full cosplay of her. Mirai Nikki is the second anime I ever watched, and I've rewatched it a million times since! Now, if you're not familiar with this anime, I'll explain:

Mirai Nikki is an anime about a boy named Yuki who gets sucked into a battle between 12 'Future Diary' holders, to become the next god of time. Future Diaries are phone type things that can predict certain things about the future, and each diary is different. Yuki's future diary predicts what's going to happen and where, but not how. Yuno is one of his fellow competitors who idolizes Yuki as her senpai, and is known as a face for Yandere. Yuno's diary can predict Yuki's future, but where Yuki's diary lacks, Yuno's diary picks up. There's an almost hunger games like battle between the 12 diary holders, with Yuno at Yuki's side helping him all the way, even if Yuno is insane.

Mirai Nikki is just an awesome anime in general, with lots of action, humor and just general amazingness. From the art, to the way the characters act, it's just amazing, and it manages to keep the watchers attention all the way through. The way in which Yuki's character develops throughout the anime, from naive to manipulative, and the way Yuno's character turns from sweet to obviously insane, it just works amazingly, and if I had to pick one of my favorite animes ever to watch, it would be Mirai Nikki purely for Yuno Gasai's character alone.

The character I find the funniest though is Twelth just because he's a very random character, and when first introduced seems a bit creepy, due to the fact he has Ninth imprisoned, but as you see more you quickly notice that he's a nutjob. All of the characters seem to have their own individual personalities which makes for even more of an interesting view time.

Thanks for reading another review of mine guys, hope you enjoyed! Come back whenever because we upload whenever, and adios!

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Fallout 4 - PS4 Mods cancelled?!

Hey guys, so recently we received some news from Bethesda that Sony have decided to cancel the installation of PS4 mods to Fallout 4. After all this time we've been waiting, Sony turned around and told us to go fuck ourselves. Personally, I am very disappointed about Sony's decision as I use PS4 at my main gaming platform, and like I expressed in my first blog about Fallout 4, PS4 mods were something I, and lots of others, were looking forward to in the future, for both Fallout 4 and Skryim special edition.

Bethesda have expressed that they are still trying to get some sort of mod support for Fallout 4 onto the PS4, but for the time being they are stumped. They have also expressed that they have been ready to install mods onto the PS4 for a while but Sony refused due to the fact that Sony is very strict on what goes onto their consoles, like naked mods, etc. Which, I'm not going to lie, I was excited for the slooty armor mods and the body morph mods, but that's only because the vanilla boobs and ass are flatter than your grandmas tittys. I mean, body sliders on those aspects would've been nice. Cough, melons, cough.

In all seriousness though, people have said that maybe Bethesda's trying to make Sony look bad but I don't believe that's true. Bethesda are normally on top of complaints and quality of their games, so I don't think they would be the cause of PS4 mods not happening, all evidence points to Sony's strict rules on what goes on their consoles, and as annoying as it is, that's that. Although some people have said they're switching consoles because of this, I won't be. Even if I am disappointed I still love the way my PS4 runs games, and the fact that it's specifically designed for gaming, not to imitate a PC like XBOX does. I mean, with Playstation, you're getting a console specifically for gaming, if you're getting an XBOX, you might aswell just be getting a downgraded PC. If you're thinking about getting an Xbox, I'd suggest splurging on a gaming PC that you can upgrade, keep for longer and is generally a better quality. With Xbox, every time a new one comes out you spend like £300 on a new one, whereas with PC you spend £500+ getting the stuff and then you get to keep it for the next 10 - 20 years depending on how well you look after it. You get more for your money and if one little thing breaks, you don't need to spend £300 on a new one, you just spend a bit on the part and replace it.

Back to what I was originally talking about though, PS4 mods. I hope Bethesda do manage to come up with a new idea without Sony, or convince Sony to let them install it. They let them install mods to Farming Simulator, and even though they aren't on the scale of which the mods for Fallout 4 could be, it's still not fair at all to let one game have mods but not Fallout. I hope Sony will just get the fuck over whatever they have against slooty armor mods soon and just let us have mods.

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I still remember - sequel - final part.

I think about the future, what it has in store, where will I go, what will I do? I think about my life, and wonder about the next chapter. I can't change what happened, but I can stop it from happening again. This is the story of the beginning of my new life. This is the story of my true love, Hayley. This is moving on.

It was early in the morning when I got up, smiling, looking over to the door to see my wedding suit hanging on the handle. Getting out of bed, I walk over to the balcony and look through the pristine glass doors at the snowy scenery in front of me. She wanted to get married in winter, I wanted to get married in the mountains. It worked out well. I couldn't wait to see her beautiful blonde hair, her white dress, her smile. In only a few hours I would be with her forever, and I couldn't be happier.

Standing on the platform outside, my breaths come out as a white cloud. Waiting, waiting for her to walk down that isle. As I'm turning to look at Hunter, my best man, the music plays and I turn to look at her immediately. The way her dress flowed out, her long blond curls reaching her waist. There were snowflakes on her veil and her hair, the way they sparkled made her all the more beautiful. The way her light blue eyes looked at me, full of love. Her bright white smile lit up her face. As she finally reached me, I took her warm hands in mine and smiled as we recited our vows, followed by a kiss I never wanted to end.

Months after, she came to me with incredible news, life changing news. "Ryder, I need to tell you something." She said, sitting down with a gentle smile. "Yea?" I said, looking up from my book. "Just look at this." She held out a white stick in her hand and at first I was confused, until I realized what it was. Taking the pregnancy test from her hand, shock, happiness and disbelief took me all at once. There it was, a positive. "Oh my god... This is amazing..." I whispered, pulling her in and hugging her. "I know!" She squealed, kissing me on the cheek. 

Ninth months later, my son was born. We named him after his uncle Hunter. He has his mothers light blue eyes and my dark brown hair. That day was one of the best days ever, I had just gotten a new job for a games company that I'd been wanting to work for for a while, I found my wedding ring that I'd lost the week before, and to top it all off, I got to see my wife and my sons gorgeous smiles.

I can't change what happened, but I can change what happens. I still remember the past, I'll never forget it, but the present is where my mind rests. My name is Ryder, and this was the story of where I am today.

(Hey guys! Thanks for reading today, I hope you enjoyed this short story series, I enjoyed writing it. Unfortunately it's over, but if you want anymore short stories about anything else, just let me know! Come back whenever because we upload whenever, and adios!)

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Transtrender Issues

Hey guys, so today I wanted to discuss an issue that just pisses me off to the max. Transtrenders. I haven't spoke about this before, nor have I hinted to it but I'm a transgender male FTM, and what I've noticed a lot since I started getting into politics is that the 'LGBT' community is mainly leftist, whereas I consider myself more right. And over time, having to spend time around these people I've noticed a common theme among the leftist side of it, Transtrenders. If you don't know about Transtrenders, basically it's the same people who made up a million different genders, say that gender is nothing to do with biology and identify as a cat. As a transgender male, I prefer to think of myself as male mainly, looking male, acting male, trying my best to sound male, but I do still admit to being biologically female because that's a part of myself I can't escape, and if someone refuses to disrespect the fact I go by the name Jake and normally get called sir and stuff like that, I will correct them but if they still refuse to respect that, I just get on with it. These Transtrenders expect you to remember a million different pronouns, the ones they use, and to use it on them.

The reason this issue pisses me off so much is because within the 'LGBT' community, whenever people find out I'm trans they automatically assume I'm a leftist feminist when I'm far from that. And when it's people it the 'LGBT' community who assume that and I correct them I get told I'm being oppressed, or I'm faking it for a joke, and that I'm a bad human being, but the only times I have ever gone through any form of oppression due to me being transgender is by these people saying I'm oppressed. Yes, I am, by you oppressing my freedom of speech and giving me death threats. I try my best to avoid association with anything 'LGBT' but sometimes I do get sucked in, and sometimes it's difficult to avoid certain arguments, or some awkward situations.

Another reason why it pisses me off is because the only people getting any attention are these Transtrenders, and people then seem to automatically assume you're one of them. Look, these people may not be transgender, but that doesn't mean it's not a real issue. I try to disassociate myself from these people but it gets difficult depending on the situation. Gender is not an experience, it is a biological thing. My brain as a transgender person is male though, they did a study on transgender brains and it showed that an actual transgender persons brain works in the exact same way of which someone of the biological gender that they identify with works. So yes, biologically I am female, but my brain works the same way of which a males brain would, and that's why my biological gender doesn't align with my brain, and why I try to suit my body to my brain. Transtrenders experience none of the things an actual transgender person experiences, this is obvious from the way YouTubers like Milo Stuart or Justin talks. If you want to feel special, do something special, stop being a retard for 2 seconds and realize you're damaging our planet. Don't just take a small issue, and give it crap publicity for some attention.

I have plenty of reasons to hate Transtrenders, but this will be my last one. There's a waiting list for transgender surgery's, Testosterone and Estrogen. These people are making that waiting list longer for people who actually suffer from these issues by joining the waiting list just to make themselves seem special, and it's annoying. I'm on a waiting list for a transgender clinic and the waiting list is 18 weeks, and it pisses me off to think that some of that time, not all of that time obviously, but some of that time is because of these social justice warrior retards trying to seem special.

My names Jake, I don't consider myself transgender, I consider myself as a regular 13 year old dude. I won't be making any more blogs about my gender identity, I am who I am and it's nobody's concern but my own. I just felt as though I had to write this to state my stance as a 'transgender' person, and that these people aren't a representation of who I am, what my thoughts and opinions are, or anything like that. And I don't want to lose my rights to get Testosterone or surgery because the only examples people have of us are these fake fucks. I get asked a lot how I can be transgender and right wing and the answer is simple, I don't believe anyone in the western world is being oppressed, I believe in freedom of speech and I believe that facts and statistics are facts and statistics, and if proven right, should not be ignored. Some right wing people are against transgender rights, and to them I say, look at people like me, not Milo Stuart, it's not a mental disorder that I have, it's how my brain formed. Don't fight against my rights to get what I need, but fight with me to find a way to get rid of people like Milo.

Thankyou for reading, I touched on a subject today that really frustrates me, but whenever I upload next I'll be more uplifting. This is an important topic for me and I wanted to get my views and opinions out there. Thanks for reading, and come back whenever because we upload whenever! Adios!

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I still remember - Prequel story

I still remember the way my phone lit up, an unknown number. I still remember her first text, a simple hello. I still remember what I was thinking, I still remember that excitement for our first meeting. I still remember the first time I saw her off a screen, the way she smiled, the way she smelt, how her hand felt. I still remember it all. I had no clue what the next few years had for me. This was when I first met her, you know how we parted ways, you know where I am now, but not how it started.

"You're such a loner." Iden muttered. "So?" I rolled my eyes, walking off to the kitchen to make some coffee. "Ok, listen, my girl really wants a double date with one of my friends, and I can't stand Aidens girlfriend, she's such a bitch, and Kieran's boyfriend is so camp it's unbelievable, what if, I find you a girl and you come on a date with us? Please? I know someone perfect for you, and she's not annoying." He said, looking up from his phone and smirking. "Fine, but if I hate her, you can just put up with Kieran and Milo." I said, passing him a cup and sitting down. "Yea, yea." He sighed.

I sat down, sliding my gloves off my fingers and sticking them in my pocket. It was a frosty December morning, I was meeting a girl that Iden set me up with. Her name was Alyssa, such a pretty name I thought to myself. I sat down by the fountain, looking down at my phone to check the time as she came up to me. "Uh, hello? Ryder, right?" She said, smiling at me. "Yea, you must be Alyssa." I said, smiling back. She looked so pretty in person, so innocent. "I thought because it's cold out, you'd like to go the movies maybe?" I said, standing up. "Sure, what movie did you have in mind?" Her eyes lit up and that was the first time I noticed them, I took her hand and smiled. "It's a surprise." And off we went.

It sounds like a normal movie date, and it was. I had no fucking idea how much of a monster she was... All I could think about was how beautiful she was, how sweet she seemed. All I could think about was how amazing she was. If I had known, I would've ignored her calls, blocked her number, ignored her in the streets, but I didn't know, how could I?

It had been 7 months, we'd moved in with each other, and that's when it all changed, her mood, her attitude. "Sweetheart, are you okay?" I said one morning when she was washing up after breakfast, and just like that, she snapped, "No, you don't fucking do anything around here!" She screamed. "What...?" I said, taken aback. "You don't help me, you just sit around and make mess, expecting me to clean it up." Her voice was angry, but there was something else behind it. "I'll go clean the bathroom if you want baby..." I said, getting up. "No! You'll just fuck it up!" She screamed, and a plate went flying past my head. The sound of that plate smashing against the wall is indented in my memory, the fear, the shock I felt. That was when the shit show began. "Woah!" I shouted, stepping back. She turned around and stomped towards me and I was frozen to the spot. This woman that I loved, this woman who was the sweetest thing in the world, my favorite person ever... Bam. A smack across the face. She stepped back and glared at me. "Oh..." Was all I could say to her, I felt the heat rising to the mark on my cheek and I looked down at her. I don't know what I expected, an apology? An apologetic look at least? Tears? Whatever I expected, I was greeted with the exact opposite. "Get the fuck out, just, get out of here." She said in a dark tone. "Ok..." And with that, I left the kitchen and went outside, leaning against the wall and looking up and the sky.

I still remember all three of those days, but I still can't decide what one was the beginning of the past few years...

(Hey guys! Another story to continue the last one, once again, it is not based on a real life story, and thank you for reading. Come back whenever because we upload whenever and thanks!)

                                                               

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Game of Thrones Fan Theories

Hey guys! I fixed the technical difficultys with this blog so enjoy!

1. Jon Snow and Meera Reed are twins?

Basically this theory is the idea that Meera's dad Howland Reed was the only person at the Tower of Joy with Ned Stark when Ned's sister Lyanna handed over her baby (Jon Snow) and begged Ned to protect him. What if Lyanna Stark actually gave birth to twins, and Ned asked Howland to take her and raise her as his own?  Now, personally, I think it's an interesting idea but I don't think it's true, in all honesty, if they were going to put that in, they would've hinted it in season 6, season 6 is the most vital part of R+L= J, so if they were going to add that Jon has a twin, they would've already.

2. R+L= J

Rhaegar Targaryen  + Lyanna Stark = Jon Snow. This is the theory that Ned isn't Jon's father, that Rhaegar Targaryen who was killed by Robert Baratheon on the Trident actually is the father of Jon Snow, making him a Targaryen, this one is obviously true. In season 6 they dropped it in with the Tower of Joy, and what I like about this theory is that it supports the theory of the 3 dragon heads. Jon Snow + Daenerys = Ice and Fire. The Song of Ice and Fire. Strong R+L=J supporter right here!

3. A + J = T

Mad king Aerys + Joanna Lannister = Tyrion Lannister. This theory is similar to R+L=J but it's the theory that when Tywin was in Kings Landing as Aerys hand, Aerys constantly felt as though he had to prove power over Tywin, and eventually, raped Joanna Lannister and got her pregnant with Tyrion. In the books, Tyrions described having white blonde Targaryen hair, one green eye and one purple eye. It's also the reason Tywin hates Tyrion so much, Tyrion's a constant reminder of Joanna. A reminder that she died giving birth to Aerys son. This theory explains why Tywin quit as Aerys hand aswell. This theory is a part of the 3 dragon heads also. I believe this one, and if it turns out to be true, Game of Thrones just got even better.

4. The 3 Dragon Heads.

So, from the last two theories, we've established that Jon and Tyrion are Targaryens, and we already know Daenerys is Targaryen. Each one of the three dragon heads of the Targaryen symbol symbolizes one of them, that's also why Daenerys has three dragons, one for each of them. It's also why when Tyrion met Daenery's dragons, they weren't violent. And it also explains why Jon is Azura Ahai reborn, Ice and Fire. If you can't tell by the last two theories, this theory is what I live and breath, I support this theory wholeheartedly.

5. Jon Snow + Daenerys = Love

This is the final theory, and I know this blog mainly consisted around three characters, but they are the best characters ever. This is the theory that when Jon Snow and Daenerys meet, they will get married and take over Westeros together. As incest isn't unheard of in the Targaryen bloodline, it's not impossible to think of. Although it could happen, I still want Daenerys to marry Daario. Jon Snow is mine anyways, so fuck off. Mine!

Bye guys! Hope you enjoyed reading, I enjoyed writing this up because Game of Thrones is my favorites my book series and TV show. Come back whenever because we upload whenever and adios!

I still remember - Short abuse story.

Her eyes, burnt bright into the back of my mind, every time I close mine. The hatred, the fear, the love, all rolled into one, sitting there in one look. I still remember the last time I saw her, that last time I heard her voice, she couldn't even look at me. I still remember her favorite perfume, her favorite color, her favorite song. I still remember every single detail of her face, from the small freckles to the way she smiles. It's been a long time but I still remember.

I still remember her screaming, telling me I was useless, that I never did anything right. I still remember the bruises she left where no one could see. I still remember the nights I slept on the couch for not putting the toilet seat down. I still loved her though, even though everyone thought she was destroying me. They were right. This is the story of our final night, it's not long, it's not special, it's just what happened.

"What the fuck did you do this time?" She called through to my art studio. "What do you mean?" I called back, putting my paints down on the table and walking out into the hallway. "I don't know, but it seems like you've done something." She placed her hands on her hips, glaring at me. " Nope, been in here all day. "Did you do the housework?" Sighing, I leaned against the wall. "No, it didn't need to be done." I motion to the cleaned out space. "You're so useless." She said, storming over to me. "Babe, I wasn't doing anything, just chill." I run my hand down the back of my head, through my hair. "No, what the actual fuck? You should've just done your chore list." Her voice rose as I looked down at her. I'm a tall guy, but for someone so small, her temper is just ridiculous. "You didn't write one." I walk back into my art studio before she has the chance to get any angrier. "Well I shouldn't have to!" I see her fists clenching and instinctively step back. "Babe, I'm sorry." I said, sitting down. "No you're not, you liar!" It all happened so slowly, it sounds cliche but it was like time froze. Paint flew across the room, a pot hit me in the head, and her face was redder than I've ever seen it. "What the-" She smacks me before I finish my sentence and I just look at her blankly. "Oh." Is all I can say anymore. I'm used to this now, but this time was different, something stirred in me, adrenaline, anger, and as I knelt down to pick up my paints, she slammed her foot down into my spine. My eyes widened as I cried out in agony. My body went limp, and I blacked out. The next thing I knew was that I was in hospital and as my eyes opened, I saw that look. The hatred, the fear and the love. All of it at once. I couldn't stand to look at her, but I couldn't look away. "W-what happened?" I said hoarsely. "Oh my god I'm so sorry..." She sobbed, burying her head into my shoulder and crying. I go to comfort her but I can't move, my arms just lay there limply. "Baby what happened? I can't move." Panicking, my heart rate monitor bleeps faster. "Oh my god they were right... You're paralyzed..." She stepped backwards and looked away. Her voice was so quiet, so numb, yet so emotional. "What? How?!" My eyes open wide. "I'm so sorry... I should have been better to you... I did this..." She looks down, tears falling. "Alyssa... Get away from me. This has gone on too long, I tried to be good to you, tried to understand why you did what you did, but I can't." My voice was stern, I couldn't have hated somebody more. "I'm so sorry... Please find someone better than me, someone to treat you right. I'll go, but please just live a good life..." She looked up, and I sighed. "Goodbye."

A few weeks after, I found out the paralysis was only temporary, but it still haunts me to this day, no amount of therapy can get me to forget her, to forget what she did. But I can live, I can breath, I found someone new. It's been years since that day, and it haunts me every night. I have a new girlfriend now, we're engaged, getting married in Winter. My name is Ryder, and that was my story.

(This isn't a true story, nor is it based off a true story, I just felt like writing a short story and female on male abuse is quite a big topic, it happens and this is kinda just raising awareness so uhm, come back whenever because we upload whenever and thanks for reading.)

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Diversity of Female Game Characters

Hey guys! I'm back again today with more feminist bullshit! AKA Anita Sarkeesian. Now I know I've mentioned her stupidity before, but I came across this bullshit today. The Diversity of Female Game Characters. Why? Just why? I've said this before and I'll say it again, the gaming market mainly consists of straight MALE players, a lot of women aren't even interested in games, hey, I bet you're not even interested in games are you Anita? You just want to shit all over them don't you?

There's one thing that ticks me off the most though, the fact she thinks characters that you can't design should have diabetes. I mean honestly? These characters are designed to be certain way for a reason, it's not body shaming, in fact, most of the women shown are a healthy body weight that is achievable by regular exercise and healthy eating, it will also add years to your life if you live like that, so is it really a bad thing to be promoting that type of body? I mean, if young girls do play these games, would you rather promote anorexia, diabetes, or a healthy body weight? Personally I'd rather promote a healthy body weight, but just to piss feminists off, when I can design my own character with body sliders, I make her extra skinny. Like rib showing skinny. Why? Because I can. Hey, did you know with those sliders you can also do that? Or the exact opposite! You can make any body type you want with sliders, and make your character look the way you want for the story you want. Hm, almost like the developers creating a character that looks the way they want for the story they want to create for you.

Back to the point of the gaming market mainly consisting of straight men, if I wore a Fallout 4 beanie out of the house, the likelyhood one of my female friends would know what game it is or what 111 is even a reference to is very low. Women generally tend to prefer social media, YouTube and are generally just more sociable than men. Men tend to be more introverted, not to say that there aren't extroverted men, or introverted women, I'm just saying, more often than not, men are more introverted. I love games, they give me an excuse to stay inside, with my mind occupied for hours at a time, ignoring people, enjoying myself. Being around people makes me sooo awkward, being around games is fun. And a lot of other men are like that, so they play games and stay inside too. So, when it's more often than not men, who are playing these games, you appeal to them. Or are you saying all men should bow down to feminist overlords and become asexual unless you think they're hot, then they should just be there to serve you. Yea, uhm, newsflash, not going to happen honey. Feminists complain and complain about oppression but all they seem to want to do is oppress men, tell people they're being oppressed when they're not, and oppress freedom of speech if it hurts their fragile feelings.

The only oppression I have ever experienced in my life because of anything, stems from feminism, I am not privileged as a white male, alright? I'm probably less privileged because women think I'm misogynistic just because I believe women have, if not better, equal rights to men in social, political and economic senses. Feminism is the biggest bullshit I have ever come across, it's an even bigger cult than scientology, and it's even harder to leave than North Korea. Okay, that's all for today guys! Come back whenever because we upload whenever, and enjoy your day!
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Elder Scrolls Online

Hey guys, welcome back to more of your Wheneverly Shot of Whatever, and today I will be discussing a game I've been obsessed with recently, Elder Scrolls Online. It's a game I've had for a while but I never really got too into it, except for over the past few weeks. Oh my god, it's so addictive, I love it. I've gone from level 9 to level 44 in 2 weeks, that is how much I love it. And I only recently discovered Psijiic Ambrosia, so I'll be leveling up even quicker, my aim is level 50 by the of the week (probably going to get even higher, I just set that as my goal). If you're a fan of the Elder Scrolls series, by Bethesda, you should already own this game, but if you don't get it because it's just awesome as hell. It's a similar kind of thing to World of Warcraft in the fact that it's an online fantasy based game with a leveling system, dungeons, and weird races, but in every other aspect it's very different. I love the main solo story arc to it, and I love all the different quests. I love exploring Coldharbour with it's creepy beauty, and Auridion with it's beautiful greenery and weird colored trees.

I own a guild, The Silver Moon Clan, with 50+ members, and I love it. We manage to get a high level guild trader weekly, plenty of rare and awesome shit, and just generally do pretty well. I'm a part of the Daggerfall Convenant on my main character, and the first thing I thought was 'Holy shit, daggerfall is depressing.' I love it now though, it's nice to return to a starter town I know like the back of my own hand. I know the best pickpocketing spots, where the bank is, the blacksmith, the alchemist, everything. So after travelling miles around Tamriel or Coldharbour or wherever, it's nice to go back to a place where I can one hit kill every annoying little turd of an NPC. Haven't gotten rid of fucking Lyris yet though. I will soon, don't worry. We can all rest easier when she's gone.

I haven't really explored Cyrodiil yet because every time I enter it, I get my ass kicked, so uhm, I'll put that off until I'm a higher level. For now I'll stick to my grinding, dungeon spamming, noobish ways. So, if you see me in a dungeon, blow me a kiss boo. RarityBloodFire. Wink.

About how the game is in itself though, I think it's pretty good. The graphics are up to Bethesda's usual standard which are pretty good for giant open world games, I rarely ever experience lag and when I do, it's normally my internet rather than the actual game. For the most of it, the voice acting is pretty good, the only thing I can comment on is the names of some of the NPC's, like I know if you're putting in a shit ton of NPCs it's kinda difficult to think of indivual names, but like, Guild Master Sees-All-Colours? Really? Sees-All-Colours? Just why? Like did you have a list, get bored of it, smoke it, and then name her what you saw? I'm not trying to be rude, I love Bethesda and it's one of my favorite gaming companies, and I hope to get the degrees to work for them one day, it's just that name just made me piss myself laughing. It's like the first time I saw the Macho Man Randy Savage dragons in Skyrim, or the Buzz Lightyear Paladin Danse memes, or when I saw how stupid Anita Sarkeesian is. It's just fucking hilarious.

My overall view of the game though, is generally a positive one and I love it, much like most other Bethesda games, it has a special place is my heart as one of my favorites, and I hope to progress further in it in the future. Oh, one last thing, my goat is better than your goat, ok? Now that we've got that cleared up, bye guys! Thanks for reading and come back for more whenever, because we upload whenever!
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                                                                      Jake Mackenzie
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